Humor, etc.

Friendship is a strange thing ...
It is by chance we met

by choice we became friends

We find ourselves telling each other the deepest details of our lives,
things we don't even share with our families who raised us.


A shoulder to cry on? An ear to listen? A heart to feel?
A friend is ALL of these things and more;

No matter where we met, I call you "friend":
A word so small ... yet so large in feeling ... a word filled with emotion.

Once the package of friendship has been opened,
It can never be completely closed;
It is a constant book always waiting to be read ... and enjoyed.

ary times in our lives,
Some people come into our lives and quickly go;
Some people move our souls to dance; they awaken us to new under the passing whisper of their wisdom;

Moments that become memories that stay in our hearts forever
... And we will never, ever be the same.

... And we will never, ever be the sa

  

  

 Be up for some reunion surprises

 You may be surprised!

 

  

 

 


There's always a lot to be thankful for, if you take time to look for it.

 

 

For example, I am sitting here thinking about how nice it is

that wrinkles don't hurt.

 

 

 

 

 

"We all take different paths in life, but no matter where we go, we take a little of each other everywhere" --- Tim McGraw

 "My father always used to say that when you die, if you've got five real friends, then you've had a great life." --- Lee Iacocca

 "Hold a true friend with both your hands." --- Nigerian Proverb

 "A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words." --- unknown

 

 

 

  

Connect with old friends

 

 

 

See the glass as half full

 

 

 

Remember when we'd give piggy back rides

 

 

 

Don't worry, nothing scary's going to happen

 

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 Meet New Friends! 

 

 

Believe in yourself

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  

  

 

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

Kisses are so Nice!

 

  

 

 

 DANCE LIKE NOBODY'S WATCHING!

LOVE LIKE YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN HURT!

SING LIKE NOBODY'S LISTENING!

LIVE THE MOMENT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH

 

 

It appears

for some

that living

has been

straight

forward

 

I've earned

the measure

of

wisdom

and

grace

 

I

show

the

world.

 

 

~  anonymous  ~

  

 

"Rekindled friendships often burn more brightly"

 

 

 

 

WORDS TO LIVE BY
 

The most destructive habit.........Worry
The greatest Joy................Giving
The greatest loss...........Loss of self-respect
The most satisfying work..........Helping others

The ugliest personality trait..........Selfishness
The most endangered species.......Dedicated leaders
Our greatest natural resource........Our youth
The greatest "shot in the arm".......Encouragement

The greatest problem to overcome..........Fear
The most effective sleeping pill.........Peace of mind
The most crippling disease..........Excuses
The most powerful force in life.............Love

The most dangerous pariah.........A gossiper
The world's most incredible computer.....The brain
The worst thing to be without......... Hope
The deadliest weapon........The tongue
 

The two most power-filled words........."I Can"
The greatest asset..............Faith
The most worthless emotion............Self-pity
The most beautiful attire..............SMILE!

 The most prized possession.......... Integrity
The most powerful channel of communication....Prayer
The most contagious spirit...........Enthusiasm!

  

 

 

                                                       Selecting a Site for Class Reunion Dinners

A group of 40 years old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner.  Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen restaurant because the waitresses there have low cut blouses and short skirts. 
 
10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also.
  
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant is smoke free.
  
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator.
  
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group meets again and once again they discuss and discuss where they should meet. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Gausthof zum Lowen because that would be a great idea since they have never been there before.

 

 

HOW TO STAY YOUNG...

1. Throw out nonessential numbers. This includes age, weight and height. Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down.
3. Keep learning. Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever. Never let the brain idle. " An idle mind is the devil's workshop." And the devil's name is Alzheimer's.
4. Enjoy the simple things.
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
6. The tears happen. Endure, grieve, and move on. The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourselves. Be ALIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love, Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever. Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health: If it is good, preserve it. If it is unstable, improve it. If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips. Take a trip to the mall, even to the next county; to a foreign country but NOT to where the guilt is.
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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